Every couple of weeks, I get a mini vacation from my kids. B goes off to his Dad's and Ian goes to my Mom's. Even though they're teenagers and really don't need me it's still nice when they go away and I get the whole apartment to myself! I can wander around in my panties and Tshirt all I want, eat total crap for every meal and watch what I want to watch without 1 complaint, I can drink till I pass out on the living room floor, go out where and whenever I choose with whom ever I want. It's very empowering to have them gone until.......suddenly, I realize I'm bored. I'm bored out of my fucking skull!!! The house is clean, everything is done and there's no one asking me to make dinner or fix something, wtf am I supposed to do with all of this free time?? I haven't been drinking since October with one weekend being the exception so there's no beer in the house and even if there was I wouldn't drink it because I hate drinking alone, I don't want to go out because it's fucking cold outside and NOBODY looks good in that many layers of clothing, ever! And there's only 3 people on the planet that I can share a comfortable silence and my space with, 2 aren't talking to me and 1 is out of town. So it turns into a different version of the insomnia game, find something that will keep me occupied until I get bored enough to do something else. There's only one problem with this game, if I'm already bored it doesn't work because I don't want to do anything! I don't want to read because I don't want to sit still, already caught up on all the shows that I follow and have re-watched the older episodes 100 times, I could clean my bathroom but if I clean mine I have to clean the boys bathroom and if I do that I'll want to clean the kitchen again and then I might as well run the vacuum and dust and there is that cobweb that I've been ignoring, wonder how many others there are, might as well do that too. Nah, don't want to do all that, that's too much work. LOL, do you see what I mean? So I decided on a blog and my laundry that really didn't need to be done. Keep up with me on this one because my ADD has been outstanding today!!
I want to clarify myself. Often times I have a particular expression that I use that could be super offensive to some. I don't mean it that way! I say "Gay" allot, probably more than I say "Fuck". It's Gay, your Gay, How fucking gay is that?!? Now here's the part that cracks me up, it's not my Gay friends or even my Gay family members that get upset when I use this particular word, it's my straight laced, conservative friends that get their panties in a twist when I say it. Normally I don't give a flying squirrel's fuzzy ass if this offends, when have I ever censored myself outside of the company of children and clergy?? NEVER!! Your a grown up (I hope) don't like my words, expressions or mannerisms go the fuck on with yourself and don't come back! But it was brought to my attention that not everyone on the planet knows me half as well as they should and that I can be taken out of context by that minority of people. SIDENOTE: My ADD is so bad I just lost my lighter in 3 ft of workspace, no joke. Can not find it!!
Okay back to Gay! Bex definition of gay is NOT pertaining to anyone's sexuality EVER! I could care less who you sleep with as I am 100% certain you could care less who or what I sleep with. When I say something is Gay, I mean completely stupid. Example; "Your going to wear that out, it's Gay!!" means Purple and Orange do NOT match and I don't want to be seen with you and if we do happen across a Homosexual male he will beat you to death with his ultra cool lamb skin Prada messenger bag and I will NOT save you, in fact I will buy him lunch and trade super cool, secret bargain shopping spots with him! "You're Gay" equals dumbass, "it's Gay" equals I don't like it, no really, it's fucking stupid and I refuse to like it ever. "How fucking Gay is that" equals really, you need an explanation for that? Ok "How fucking Gay is that" equals Dumbass, I don't like it, no really, it's fucking stupid and I refuse to like it ever!
There are some things I consider super Gay in my Universe. You have to let my shower run for 5 minutes before you jump in or else it's freezing cold if someone hasn't already showered that day. If someone's already been in, no warm up necessary. Turned on the shower today, let it warm up, jumped in and 2 minutes later nothing but cold water! GAY! Laundry room heat is turned off because the apartment people are cheap asses so you freeze to death handling your wet clothes, GAY! The fact that I can not comfortably sit home, knowing that I am not going out anywhere at all, doing laundry in a pair of cargo pants and a T-shirt and STILL have to wear makeup, GAY!
Which brings up a funny story. One of B's little followers knows that I don't like her. It's nothing personal, just don't like most teenage girls, actually to be honest I don't like any human being at all not even my own between the ages of 12 and 22 years. That is the most useless group of people on the planet. Anyways, she was kissing my ass. She came in and said something along the lines of how pretty I was that day and how she had never seen me wear makeup before. SIDENOTE: My lighter was in my pack of smokes the whole time, GAY!
Back to makeup. I don't ever go with out makeup. EVER! My idea of going without makeup is putting on concealer, mascara and lip gloss. If and that's a big if, I am forced to leave the house before my shower I will wear a baseball cap and my biggest pair of sunglasses so that no one sees me without my makeup on, seriously ask Nicole she's seen me do this today. I look like a CIA Witness protection applicant! This little girl swears she's never seen me in makeup. If your going to kiss my ass, please make it believable! The only time makeup comes off of this face is late at night before bed when I am certain it's too late for anyone to pop over.
And here's the Informational Bullshit! I've tried some new things recently and I feel the need to share and keep you from making the same mistakes that I did. Guys, you might want to skip to the end. Girls pay attention! As most know, I am addicted to anything concerning Beauty and Fashion. One of the latest fix all fads has been this light face cream with a touch of concealer called BB Cream. It's full of vitamins and nutrients and is supposed to even your skin tone and do all manner of fabulous for your face! CAUTION: Do not use this if like me you use a moisturizer in the morning!! Not unless you want to look like your going through Puberty round 2. It's too greasy! Tried 2 different brands, Olay and Garnier both were too oily. Tried cutting out my moisturizer and all it did was make my skin dry, oily AND broken out. Garnier Anti wrinkle eye roller, supposed to get rid of those fine lines under your eyes. 3 weeks, no difference. Olay ProX facial 2 speed cleansing brush, great but only use every few days otherwise it takes off all the dead skin and then the new skin and your skin has no time to heal and it kicks into overdrive! Hyalrounic acid, not noticing a big difference to be honest but I'm in the early stages of testing so I'll get back to you on that. Neosporin eczema essentials is a must have!! Works miracles if like my son you have eczema, seriously in 2 days it was all gone!! Awesome product, 4 Bex Stars! Pink lied to me, Cover Girl Clump Crushing Mascara does in fact clump badly. Oh and one last thing, Green Days 3 new albums all suck! Do not download that shit, want crappy over produced radio pop download Ke$ha, her album is better if that tells you anything.
See, wearing makeup even on lazy days :) Keeping my world beautiful one lip glossed moment at a time!
Well Faithful Readers, we've wasted some time together and for that I thank you. However, don't be surprised if some weird thought comes into my head later and I post another blog LOL, and that's why we say....Till Next Time, Faithful Reader,
BEX The Bored!
I want to clarify myself. Often times I have a particular expression that I use that could be super offensive to some. I don't mean it that way! I say "Gay" allot, probably more than I say "Fuck". It's Gay, your Gay, How fucking gay is that?!? Now here's the part that cracks me up, it's not my Gay friends or even my Gay family members that get upset when I use this particular word, it's my straight laced, conservative friends that get their panties in a twist when I say it. Normally I don't give a flying squirrel's fuzzy ass if this offends, when have I ever censored myself outside of the company of children and clergy?? NEVER!! Your a grown up (I hope) don't like my words, expressions or mannerisms go the fuck on with yourself and don't come back! But it was brought to my attention that not everyone on the planet knows me half as well as they should and that I can be taken out of context by that minority of people. SIDENOTE: My ADD is so bad I just lost my lighter in 3 ft of workspace, no joke. Can not find it!!
Okay back to Gay! Bex definition of gay is NOT pertaining to anyone's sexuality EVER! I could care less who you sleep with as I am 100% certain you could care less who or what I sleep with. When I say something is Gay, I mean completely stupid. Example; "Your going to wear that out, it's Gay!!" means Purple and Orange do NOT match and I don't want to be seen with you and if we do happen across a Homosexual male he will beat you to death with his ultra cool lamb skin Prada messenger bag and I will NOT save you, in fact I will buy him lunch and trade super cool, secret bargain shopping spots with him! "You're Gay" equals dumbass, "it's Gay" equals I don't like it, no really, it's fucking stupid and I refuse to like it ever. "How fucking Gay is that" equals really, you need an explanation for that? Ok "How fucking Gay is that" equals Dumbass, I don't like it, no really, it's fucking stupid and I refuse to like it ever!
There are some things I consider super Gay in my Universe. You have to let my shower run for 5 minutes before you jump in or else it's freezing cold if someone hasn't already showered that day. If someone's already been in, no warm up necessary. Turned on the shower today, let it warm up, jumped in and 2 minutes later nothing but cold water! GAY! Laundry room heat is turned off because the apartment people are cheap asses so you freeze to death handling your wet clothes, GAY! The fact that I can not comfortably sit home, knowing that I am not going out anywhere at all, doing laundry in a pair of cargo pants and a T-shirt and STILL have to wear makeup, GAY!
Which brings up a funny story. One of B's little followers knows that I don't like her. It's nothing personal, just don't like most teenage girls, actually to be honest I don't like any human being at all not even my own between the ages of 12 and 22 years. That is the most useless group of people on the planet. Anyways, she was kissing my ass. She came in and said something along the lines of how pretty I was that day and how she had never seen me wear makeup before. SIDENOTE: My lighter was in my pack of smokes the whole time, GAY!
Back to makeup. I don't ever go with out makeup. EVER! My idea of going without makeup is putting on concealer, mascara and lip gloss. If and that's a big if, I am forced to leave the house before my shower I will wear a baseball cap and my biggest pair of sunglasses so that no one sees me without my makeup on, seriously ask Nicole she's seen me do this today. I look like a CIA Witness protection applicant! This little girl swears she's never seen me in makeup. If your going to kiss my ass, please make it believable! The only time makeup comes off of this face is late at night before bed when I am certain it's too late for anyone to pop over.
And here's the Informational Bullshit! I've tried some new things recently and I feel the need to share and keep you from making the same mistakes that I did. Guys, you might want to skip to the end. Girls pay attention! As most know, I am addicted to anything concerning Beauty and Fashion. One of the latest fix all fads has been this light face cream with a touch of concealer called BB Cream. It's full of vitamins and nutrients and is supposed to even your skin tone and do all manner of fabulous for your face! CAUTION: Do not use this if like me you use a moisturizer in the morning!! Not unless you want to look like your going through Puberty round 2. It's too greasy! Tried 2 different brands, Olay and Garnier both were too oily. Tried cutting out my moisturizer and all it did was make my skin dry, oily AND broken out. Garnier Anti wrinkle eye roller, supposed to get rid of those fine lines under your eyes. 3 weeks, no difference. Olay ProX facial 2 speed cleansing brush, great but only use every few days otherwise it takes off all the dead skin and then the new skin and your skin has no time to heal and it kicks into overdrive! Hyalrounic acid, not noticing a big difference to be honest but I'm in the early stages of testing so I'll get back to you on that. Neosporin eczema essentials is a must have!! Works miracles if like my son you have eczema, seriously in 2 days it was all gone!! Awesome product, 4 Bex Stars! Pink lied to me, Cover Girl Clump Crushing Mascara does in fact clump badly. Oh and one last thing, Green Days 3 new albums all suck! Do not download that shit, want crappy over produced radio pop download Ke$ha, her album is better if that tells you anything.
Well Faithful Readers, we've wasted some time together and for that I thank you. However, don't be surprised if some weird thought comes into my head later and I post another blog LOL, and that's why we say....Till Next Time, Faithful Reader,
BEX The Bored!
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See, now you can look ultra knowledgable and inform them what it is, Mark!!! LOL :)
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