LOL, funny snippets

Short one today because I've managed in 3 days to have a migraine, stomach flu and a damned annoying sinus infection, combination of all 3 have knocked me on my butt for a couple of days. The upside being that I've gotten to watch the news allot which bodes well for you Faithful Readers!

Everyone remembers the model that walked face first into a plane propeller after taking a site seeing flight back in December. She lost an eye and a hand and unless I'm mistaken, probably won't model again. She was walking forward to shake the pilot's hand and somehow MISSED the giant ass, spinning, loud, plane prop and walked face first in to it. Hhhhmmmm, now this story originally made me cringe and yet still get a chuckle out of the fact that the blonde jokes are all seemingly justified by this one woman in this one moment in time. Just when I thought it was just a blip, the truly funny began!!! Ms. Scruggs decided to sue the plane's insurance company. The insurance company offered her $200,000 settlement because she was a passenger and according to their policy that is what she was entitled to. She insisted on more because in her words she "was not a passenger as she had already completely exited the plane and was not in physical contact with the plane and was physically in contact with the tarmac." Needless to say they agreed on aforementioned settlement. LMAO!!! Seriously?? You are dumb enough to walk into a moving plane prop and you have the balls to sue the plane's insurance company??? I wouldn't given her that! I would have given her a smile, said thanks for the laughs and guess you'd better find a way to survive NOT based on your looks! Some times a dumbass can and will become dumber, who knew?

Octomom posed nude. Simultaneously nauseous and amused as hell. You have to give her credit, she has 14 kids and the balls to pose naked! Not to mention her complete almost nuclear way of putting herself back in the spotlight of reality stardom. Snookie gets pregnant, Nadya gets naked. WOW, so that's what desperation smells like!

The movie Twins is coming out with a sequel with Eddie Murphy playing Arnie and DeVito's lost sibling........wonder if they'll go with the housekeepers baby story line?? LOL!

Well Faithful Readers time for some cold medicine, TV, comforter and tea.

Till Next Time,
BEX

......The End

My heart hurts for the choices that you made that will forever keep you from being the person that you could be, the person that I saw. It hurts for the lies that you've told and by doing so, destroying the honor that you could have held inside yourself. I feel sorry for you that you felt the need to get so drunk that you don't even remember verbally attacking me, my sons', my mother and my best friends. Why would I forgive you for that? You thought you were so slick talking to Kayla but here's the funny part, you don't remember that I told you and your mother about my family's past with drug addiction but that I also told you that my Mom has been clean for 17 months. And anyone that's known me for 5 minutes can tell you that I have never touched the stuff and they'll straight up laugh in your face for calling Dave a crackhead. You found out old news from a drug addict that hasn't spoken to me in 3 years and has continually proven a coward by running away from me, congratulations for finding a mouth breather as low as yourself. My heart hurts that you felt the need to lower yourself to such subterranean levels, to act so viciously towards me and my people when we did NOTHING to you but offer you our friendship, love and a home.

What really hurts me though, truly breaks my heart, I let myself believe in you and I hurt an unbelievably good person because of you. I acted against my own values and I hurt someone innocent that did not deserve the way I treated him. I almost lost a faithful friend. Almost.

It always bothered you that I do not say goodbye to people. And that is a part of me that I would  not and will never change. Until now. Because for every rule there is an exception. I will not forgive and I will not forget, not in this lifetime, not in the next. Your hateful, malicious behavior, your obscene continuous  pathological lying, all of this and so much more that you have done and said combined together ensures that my forgiveness will not exist where you are concerned. Hell, your own people will not stand behind your behavior and lies, what does that say about the person you are deep down inside when your own family and friends do not and will not back you but instead they tolerate you at best.

Because of your actions I went against my peoples' advice and my own instinct, I contacted 2 law enforcement agencies and made them aware of the situation. The next step is to file the report, submit all of my evidence against you and your insignificant other and, well....you know what comes next. Do not push me, it will not be advantageous to you in any way. You've seen me slightly aggravated, you do not want to see me pissed off.

You make my heart hurt not because I have feelings for you, my heart hurts to see a blatant waste of what could have been a decent human being and instead became everything black and evil a human could become until there is no humanity left in them anymore.

For your own best interest, forget that I exist. The consequences of continuing to stalk me will not be pleasant.

Know this for a most certain fact: You no longer exist in my Universe, no one that is within your life exists in my Universe. You have destroyed the rights that you had to share my world and all within it and all that encompasses it. You do not exist.

Sincerely,
Rebecca Dawn Van Marter-Ragsdale (BEX)

Real quick

Just so that you don't think I have fallen off the edge of the Earth, Faithful Readers...Yes I am still here. I apologize for the long hiatus and sadly will not be making this a very long blog either. Between writer's block and personal turmoil I am hard pressed to remember a more uninspiring time in my life. Ok, so that was the bad news now for the good news, been thinking about something a friend said to me a couple of days ago and in one week most of my stress will have been handled so that I can once again turn my focus back to what is and should always be most important to me. I've begun to pursue some of my favorite hobbies once again. I believe that for now I need a little me time. So once all that has been wrong gets set to right again, I will concentrate on things that make me happy, my writing, my photography, urban exploration and let's not forget that Summer is coming and that always leads to high adventure in Bex Universe! Faithful Readers, my apologies for being gone so long once again. Assuredly I will return very soon!!!

Much love Faithful Readers Till Next Time :)

BEX