Who needs sitcoms, watch the News!!

This all just happened in the past hour of me watching CNN and our local NBC affiliate, channel 3 WSTM.

Seen on ch 3 WSTM, Ticker for the current story: "President Obese to visit Troops at Ft. Drum"
Is that Obama's new secret alter ego/identity?? Obama is bad enough, now we have President Obese to deal with!!

On CNN: "France to pull troops out of Afghanistan."

Wait......France has troops in Afghanistan?
Wait......France has troops!?!?

"Police find Jackass star Ryan Dunn was drunk and speeding when killed in car accident."
Nothing peculiar there until the next line "Westboro Baptist Church plans protest at Ryan Dunn's funeral."
Uuuuummmm.......They get their asses handed to them protesting Military funerals, this is a funeral for a star from JACKASS!! Has no one in the congregation seen this show or movies?? They tortured each other and they were all BFF's what do you think these guys are going to do to the Westboro peeps??? Plus the Jackass guys are all crushed over losing a brother! Westboro, please rethink this protest for your own good.

"Pilot rant caught on open mic."
Usually I'd put in an acronym however this time, screw it....LAUGHED MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!! This is more awkward than speaking loudly and the music stops. Went on a rant about "Gays, Grannies and Grandes" WTF is a Grande?? I thought it was a cup of coffee!

"Lady GaGa in Tokyo to help boost tourism"
After the radiation scares in Japan, is Lady GaGa the face you want associated with your city? And after all the radiation scares do we want Lady GaGa any where near this place? Am I the only one to ever read a comic book? This is a Stan Lee comic waiting to go wrong or worse yet a new take on Godzilla (which I'd be cool with if it doesn't have Matt Broderick in it)

"Amish man caught sexting a minor, asked for sex in his buggy."
WTF??? WOW, I got nothing on that one.

"Longtime FBI fugitive James 'Whitey' Bulger nabbed"
It took us less time to catch a terrorist half way around the World than it did to catch a criminal in our own Country. ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Too funny.

"Lindsay Lohan tests positive for alcohol on house arrest and is called back to Court."
Why is anyone surprised? Why is this news? Why haven't we found a way to deport her somewhere? It's like Bin Ladens body, we can't find a Nation to take it, oops her.

"Winklevoss twins finally drop case against Facebook"
Is it me or does Winklevoss or Winklevii, sound like either a disease or a doctor from 1940's Germany that you REALLY do not want practicing on you. Save your money twins and buy a new name.

Ok so that struck me as funny this morning.

Be Safe Be Well and Till next time Faithful Readers,
BEX