Just laugh it off......

I promised my friends a blog about my birthday/Easter (Beaster) weekend yesterday. Sorry that it's a day late!!! Saturday I was supposed to have a party for my Birthday because as happens every couple of years, my Birthday falls on the same day as Easter. Now it's a pain in the ass in a normal year when Easter falls the week before or after but a direct pain in the ass when it falls ON my Birthday. Beaster years aren't that much fun to begin with, but this year it truly sucked monkey balls. I wasn't really feeling my Birthday this year, it's a Beaster year and so far my year has been bizarre and chaotic enough to make me go "Did you just see that, did that really just happen??" but I was willing to say "what the hell" and have the party. Well someone I really cared about kinda screwed me over on Saturday and that was just the straw that broke the back and I cancelled the party. Well my best buddy Dave wasn't willing to let me sit home and mope and surprisingly neither was my mom, so I got mandatory fun day. Mom gave me a handful of cash and said go out! We traveled down to the Rem and had some drinks with Dave's girl Mel who kindly came out to cheer me up even though she was sick. We went to a couple places and had a really good time, glad I got dragged out against my will lol!! Beaster Sunday I woke up much earlier than I wanted because people started texting me at 9 am. So I got up and for the first time in weeks remembered to file my unemployment claim on time, the irony being that I didn't notice my unemployment claim ran out and I was supposed to re-file. Damn!! Had I known that I definitely would not have blown through that much cash but oh well live and learn, right? Then my laptop crashed......Okay now I'm getting pissed off. Walk away from it all and sit down to a cup of coffee, holy hell I thought my sinus infection was gone why do I feel sick??? DAMN IT!!!! I caught Mel's cold!!! I finally go back to the laptop, get it all restored and begin running day long diagnostics to find the problem and as I'm doing this I re-filed my claim. As the day went on the computer turned out to not have a virus but it started to feel like I got one. About once a year I catch a cold and it kicks my ass completely for a week or so, this is my once a year cold. I feel horrible and each day I've held out hope that I'd feel better to no avail. Gram always said a cold took 3 days coming, 3 days staying and three days going. I'm on day 4, 5 more to go. I took a nice hot as hell shower thinking it would help un-congest me a little and make my head feel better. Faithful Readers, remember that I have the uncanny, never helpful ability to test gravity by tripping over air and catching the ground with my face? Your equilibrium is off when your ears get plugged up. Now add 2 and 2. Bex terrible coordination, plugged ears, tipped head to get the shampoo out and a wet soapy shower floor......Yeah, about that......my head hurts but thanks to the new bump and adrenaline rush I could breathe quite clearly for about ten minutes! Ggggrrrrr!!!!! Crappy ass Beaster weekend topped off with a concussion due to head cold, damn! Only in my Universe does this much happen in a 3 day period.

Enough about me! I was watching the news of course, what the hell else am I going to do when I'm trapped on the couch? Story about the Titanic 100th anniversary memorial cruise, punchline: Captain of the ship says hopefully we won't run into any icebergs because it's still a very real occurrence. 100 years later and we're still stupid enough to sail big ass ships in the paths of icebergs, hhhmmmm.......seems to me we could find a safer way to commemorate a ship sinking than possibly sinking our ship, just sayin'. The upside being that in 100 years people will sail a ship through the icebergs to commemorate our sunk ship too!!! Hooray!!

And since we are visiting the land of no common sense, let's pay a visit to it's newest community member. Ah, Ozzie Guillen! He's the Miami Marlins Manager, who evidently needs someone to stand next to him and cover his mouth before saying something incredibly stupid. It all began when Guillen was quoted as saying ""I respect Fidel Castro, You know why? A lot of people have wanted to kill Fidel Castro for the last 60 years, but that son of a bitch is still there."
Ha! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Your in Miami asshole!! You do not say that you respect the leader of a country that the population of your city fled from out of fear. What was he thinking? Oh he tells us what he was thinking, he says that wasn't what he meant that the Cuban to English translation was wrong. So now your telling me that you can't find a decent Cuban translator in a city full of Cuban Americans AND that your English is so bad that you can't A) Conduct an interview in English B) Don't understand English enough to realize there was a problem in translation!

Now understand that I actually agree with his remark. Castro has been poisoned, shot, blowed up and is still ALIVE! He's as bad as Rasputin!!! Fidel is yet another one of those people that I fully believe is a Jim Henson Muppet, being controlled by Jim Henson Productions, who actually control the World.


 CEO of Best Buy resigned. I don't know why and I don't care. You all know how I absolutely HATE Best Buy, maybe the CEO felt the same way. Hahaha Best Buy, even your CEO doesn't like you!!!!

Alright Faithful Readers, My kickass roommate just brought me cold medicine making any more writing today completely impossible if it's supposed to coherent. Gonna stare blankly at TV while drooling on my keyboard hoping to give the virus back to it, LOL!!!

Till Next Time,
BEX