I feel like shit today so I'm in my jammies finding fun stuff to write about, when I came across probably one of the best news articles ever!! CNN is honestly my best asset in making fun of World politics. Now I am NOT at all a supporter of our (United States) involvement in Libya. I think the reasoning behind our involvement is convoluted at best. If Moammar Gadhafi was such a huge threat to us we should've done something back in the 1980's when he was being a self righteous terrorist supporting lunatic not now when he was actually minding his own business. There was a small uprising in his country and he was putting it down using military force, his army was not just indiscriminately shooting civilians for sport as the Democrats would have you believe. The rebels were considered traitors and attacked the Libyan Army first!!! Would our President not retalliate using force if a rebel army pulled up on the White House lawn, firing RPG's and AK-47's at it?? Obama would not step foot on the lawn in that situation to make conversation with rebels, his Secret Service people would shoot first and make up answers later. This whole situation was never any of our business!!
Anyways, back to the funny part of this. On CNN there was an article about NATO bombing Gadhafi's compound. Here's exactly what was printed on CNN: " Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is alive despite what a Libyan government official called a NATO attempt to kill him by bombing his compound, a government spokesman asserted in a defiant statement Monday.
"The message that was sent by NATO in the early hours of this morning was sent to the wrong address," Mussa Ibrahim said in a written statement."
"Nato's message sent to wrong address" hahahahahahahahahaha, Good God that is the funniest line I've read in awhile!!!
NATO attacks and the libyan spokes guy Ibrahim comes back with scathing sarcastic snarky comment!! Love it!! Good for you man!!
The Westboro Baptist Church tried their hand at disrupting another Military funeral again. Only this time funny hijinks ensued and prevented them from protesting. I had to laugh when I read the article forwarded to me because the way that the story read it was like reading a keystone caper!! Here's the link : http://www.retirelikeme.com/2011/04/21/mississippi-town-destroys-westboro-baptist-plans/
Read that article and next time tip your beer in salute to these fine residents of Brandon Mississippi!!!
NATO. Wow they are a wealth of fun for me today. In Afghanistan prisoners escaped through a tunnel 1/4 mile long built from the outside of the Prison. Taliban reports 540 prisoners escaped and NATO says only 470 prisoners escaped and oh by the way NATO has recaptured 8.
Okay, I've watched prison break shows and movies and where as I realize these are cinematic dramatizations and of course westernized, uuummmm there are always guards. Prisons have guards right??? Aren't the guards suppose to look in the cells and see the prisoners?? Isn't that what happens in Prison?? The guards keep an eye on the prisoners, right?? Where the fuck were the guards that were supposed to keep an eye on the prisoners and how did they not notice 540-470 out of 1,200 prisoners missing and not in their cells?? And how in the hell was there a secret tunnel that almost half the population ran out of? Damn I hope they make a movie out of that!!
And in an absolutely fantastic twist, Jerry Seinfeld has lost his freaking mind! I don't care for Seinfeld, never have. I don't appreciate his humor at all, he states the obvious with no ironic or funny twist. However I find him hilarious when he's digging himself into a gynormous hole with his insults of both our next president and the British Monarchy. Way to go Jerry, your well on your way to becoming banned from the 2 biggest Democracies on the planet!! He was being interviewed by the BBC's Daybreak when he called Prince William's upcoming marriage a circus act, and the Royal Family fake and unimportant. Now I realize the British Monarchy and all their doings aren't everyone's cup of tea (pun intended) however to blast someone's marriage is pretty rude Jerry. Right after condemning himself in Britain he went on to cancel an appearance at Trumps son Eric's fundraising event benefitting St. Judes Children's Hospital. Jerry Seinfeld wasn't comfortable fulfilling his commitment to the appearance because he doesn't agree with Donald Trump's recent criticisms of President Obama. Mr. Seinfeld made a donation to St. Judes but cancelled on the event. First it was to Eric Trump that he made the commitment not Donald so I take issue with this. Second if you take issue with Donald's comments then decline to speak politics with him politely. Third of all you are a celebrity Mr. Seinfeld and your popularity would have raised an unknown amount to a Children's Hospital, in this day of celebrity disasters wouldn't it be nice to see a celebrity use his fame to benefit children rather than a drug dealer?? No matter what your political belief's as a celebrity you should use your power for good no matter what. At least Charlie Sheen's meltdown is amusing, Jerry Seinfelds is just sad and dumb!
Till Next Time Faithful Readers,
BEX
Anyways, back to the funny part of this. On CNN there was an article about NATO bombing Gadhafi's compound. Here's exactly what was printed on CNN: " Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is alive despite what a Libyan government official called a NATO attempt to kill him by bombing his compound, a government spokesman asserted in a defiant statement Monday.
"The message that was sent by NATO in the early hours of this morning was sent to the wrong address," Mussa Ibrahim said in a written statement."
"Nato's message sent to wrong address" hahahahahahahahahaha, Good God that is the funniest line I've read in awhile!!!
NATO attacks and the libyan spokes guy Ibrahim comes back with scathing sarcastic snarky comment!! Love it!! Good for you man!!
The Westboro Baptist Church tried their hand at disrupting another Military funeral again. Only this time funny hijinks ensued and prevented them from protesting. I had to laugh when I read the article forwarded to me because the way that the story read it was like reading a keystone caper!! Here's the link : http://www.retirelikeme.com/2011/04/21/mississippi-town-destroys-westboro-baptist-plans/
Read that article and next time tip your beer in salute to these fine residents of Brandon Mississippi!!!
NATO. Wow they are a wealth of fun for me today. In Afghanistan prisoners escaped through a tunnel 1/4 mile long built from the outside of the Prison. Taliban reports 540 prisoners escaped and NATO says only 470 prisoners escaped and oh by the way NATO has recaptured 8.
Okay, I've watched prison break shows and movies and where as I realize these are cinematic dramatizations and of course westernized, uuummmm there are always guards. Prisons have guards right??? Aren't the guards suppose to look in the cells and see the prisoners?? Isn't that what happens in Prison?? The guards keep an eye on the prisoners, right?? Where the fuck were the guards that were supposed to keep an eye on the prisoners and how did they not notice 540-470 out of 1,200 prisoners missing and not in their cells?? And how in the hell was there a secret tunnel that almost half the population ran out of? Damn I hope they make a movie out of that!!
And in an absolutely fantastic twist, Jerry Seinfeld has lost his freaking mind! I don't care for Seinfeld, never have. I don't appreciate his humor at all, he states the obvious with no ironic or funny twist. However I find him hilarious when he's digging himself into a gynormous hole with his insults of both our next president and the British Monarchy. Way to go Jerry, your well on your way to becoming banned from the 2 biggest Democracies on the planet!! He was being interviewed by the BBC's Daybreak when he called Prince William's upcoming marriage a circus act, and the Royal Family fake and unimportant. Now I realize the British Monarchy and all their doings aren't everyone's cup of tea (pun intended) however to blast someone's marriage is pretty rude Jerry. Right after condemning himself in Britain he went on to cancel an appearance at Trumps son Eric's fundraising event benefitting St. Judes Children's Hospital. Jerry Seinfeld wasn't comfortable fulfilling his commitment to the appearance because he doesn't agree with Donald Trump's recent criticisms of President Obama. Mr. Seinfeld made a donation to St. Judes but cancelled on the event. First it was to Eric Trump that he made the commitment not Donald so I take issue with this. Second if you take issue with Donald's comments then decline to speak politics with him politely. Third of all you are a celebrity Mr. Seinfeld and your popularity would have raised an unknown amount to a Children's Hospital, in this day of celebrity disasters wouldn't it be nice to see a celebrity use his fame to benefit children rather than a drug dealer?? No matter what your political belief's as a celebrity you should use your power for good no matter what. At least Charlie Sheen's meltdown is amusing, Jerry Seinfelds is just sad and dumb!
Till Next Time Faithful Readers,
BEX
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